This past Sunday the three of us went to go do our grocery shopping at the lovely Fresh and Squeezey. It has to be one of our favorite places to shop. Lil boo and I sing to the melodies playing via their intercom/sound system, talk to people, sample food and of course pick out a bouquet of flowers for the mrs.
Something must have been in the air this evening….not only were lil boo and I racing down the aisles sliding across the slick floors but lil boo had some very sincere questions and statements to ask the other shoppers as we passed by them.
The first couple we passed, lil boo looked at the gentleman and bluntly asked:
Hey you, did you poop?
I think the man was in more a state of shock then anything as he scurried off down an aisle. I could not contain myself and laughed at the thought of what I knew I just heard lil boo ask. I mean seriously, why else would he ask if you pooped? Apparently he must think you smell, right? Oh goodness….the onslaught continued….
A poor unsuspecting lady doing her shopping was the next victim. Lil boo just hammered the words out:
She pooped! *pointing finger* Excuse me, you pooped!
Trying to control myself I whisked lil boo down another aisle away from any other people….that apparently pooped at Fresh and Easy that night.
Kids just say the darndest things…don’t they?
Welcome to the YOB Years. Where all you need is a BIG hug!
Enjoy!
~daddy bookins
Why is it that poop is so funny? I think it is the word itself — just say it. PooooooP. It’s fun to say.